Saturday, February 12, 2011

MY HEAD

WOMAN, could you not have hit me maybe a little less harshly? It's pounding like I have the worst hangover in the world and I think you actually managed to make me bleed.

Goddamn- woke up and you're gone. Great. Perfect. Used the shower and got outta there before room service came along and thought I was robbing the motel or something.

I said we needed to stick together! What part of that didn't you understand? Oh, and nice post by the way. Y'know there was probably a reason I was keeping this sort-of-marriage a secret. And you just tell it to the world! Nice thinking there- I'm glad I married such a smart woman.

Fuck I need a beer. Or some pain meds to overdose on. Something.

30 comments:

  1. Having become pretty good friends with Cathy recently, all I'm gonna say is I'm happy you're alive. Get a PO Box, I'll send you what's left of my Vicodin.

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  2. ................................

    tony......

    good to have you back.........

    and..........

    shit, cant get my thoughts straight... will try again later...

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  3. OH WELL THANK FUCK FOR THAT. I KNEW THE TWO OF YOU WERE MARRIED.

    GODDAMNIT MAN WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU YOU BASTARD, YOU CUNT YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE MAN YOU'D BETTER BE ALRIGHT BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU AREN'T I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF.

    <3

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  4. Kay- Oh great, you're friends. Fuckin' perfect. That woman...
    Well, glad to see that you're okay too. Looks like some shit went down with some people while I was gone.

    NOOC- Hehe, cat got your tongue? Take your time, kid. Getting caught up on blogs myself and shit, looks like you had yourself a fun time.

    Crazy Bitch- You knew we were married? HAH. How did you know we were married?
    I was, oh, I dunno, trying to find my wife before she was taken/killed by it? That involved a lot of hitch hiking and having to tolerate human presence!
    I'm alright for the most part, don't get your panties in a knot. Just kinda sore from a previous attack from scar face a few days ago and then getting smashed upside the head by my dear wife.
    Jesus, you're so violent. And what's all this about Reach and Robert and Redlight? God, the three R's. You can't seem to go anywhere without hearing about them.

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  5. Well after Cathy's last post, Cynthia started screaming on her blog and your name got mentioned and with both of you missing at the same time...

    Didn't stop me from facepalming when Cathy admitted who you were.

    And yeah we're friends. Actually I'd say she's probably become my closest friend in the blog community.

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  6. I /told/ them because there was no reason to hide this! You were "protecting" me or something? Yeah, you did a /great/ job, Anthony. You knocked me out, lost my daughter (you have no right to call her your daughter, I hope you know), held me hostage in a room for several days, and then popped back into my life expecting me to be oh-so-happy to see you!

    Why would I ever want to see your smug face again?!

    I should've married Elijah when I had the chance! I'm sure things would be different right now!

    God you insufferable prick! You idiotic, pigheaded, moron!

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  7. Kay- Huh, I didn't even realize she had a blog. Was it mentioned somewhere and I just overlooked it?
    Greeeaaaat, I'm sure we're all just gonna have a /fantastic/ time.

    Woman- Oh yeah, because I definitely didn't run in there at the last second to save your ass from becoming raped by an otherwordly being! Fuck this, I'm signing off. I don't have to deal with this shit right now, especially seeing as /someone/ decided it would be a good idea to knock me out with a brick!

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  8. DON'T BE WORRIED?!

    FUCK IT MAN, I BROKE DOWN WITHOUT YOU AROUND.

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  9. Tony...

    Urgh there is no good way to ask this. Are you aware that Cynthia has been maintaining a blog ever since it took over her mind? And if you are aware of that, are you able to see it? I'm asking because Cynthia has been able to consistently block Cathy from seeing anything she writes.

    And I don't recall ever mentioning to you that Cathy had a blog. Never got the connection until Cynthia started ranting about you and even then I wasn't sure if I was ready to believe the world really is that small.

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  10. Librarian- What? Jeez kid, are you serious?

    Kay- Uh, no? Was I supposed to know? If you link me I should be able to take a look and then we can judge how crazy my daughter is. Fuck, shit's bad.
    Hehe, sometimes you'd be surprised how connected every person is.

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  11. Well I'm not gonna say she's crazy because every now and then she makes a post that is clearly her trying to break free of whatever has been done to her mind. But for the most part its not pretty.

    http://thee1eventhhour.blogspot.com/

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  12. Tony. I love you. You're seriously it now. You, Reach, Cathy and Cyn.

    I broke down twice. I think I'm making it a third. I can't take this kind of shit every day.

    I think Redlight went to London.

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  13. Kay- ...shit, am I supposed to be able to see anything? Cause' I'll I'm getting is a white screen. That's not a good sign, is it?

    Ava- Ah shit, kid. Love ya' too. Hate to say it but you, Cathy, and (if she or her mother will ever let me live this down) Cynthia. Dunno, maybe Reach too if we ever talk or something.
    Hehe, neither can I. I hope this won't be an average thing, cause' I hate family reunions. Which reminds me, you gonna try and find any of us anytime soon?
    Is he heading for your mom? Have you told her?

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  14. Well I'm not sure if it's a good sign or not, but it means that both of her biological parents are unable to see it. Not sure what that means, but its good knowledge to have.

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  15. I shall. After Reach. I'm not leaving him this time. I don't care if I have to cuff him to me, I'm not losing him again. I'm not losing any of you. No more. From here on in. No-one more dies.

    I got another Valentines card. The photo inside, Redlight's pissed with me, with Reach with Robert...

    I'm going to go throw up.

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  16. Kay- Cathy can't see it too, huh? Great. The two people who want her back the most can't see anything. Dammit.

    Ava...did something happen to your mom?

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  17. Mother, Cameron, Aaron. Ohgod why did I send Aaron to Mum?! Stupidstupidstupid.

    I need Reach.

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  18. Kid, do you need to talk? You can try e-mailing me. I think it'll work.

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  19. ellie.conquest@hotmail.com

    I'm barely legible at themoment

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  20. E-mailing you right now, kid.

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  21. Any time, kid. We're family, right?

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  22. .....I really am going to cry now.

    Yes. Yes we fucking well are.

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  23. Hehe, it's alright to cry. You'd be crazy not to with what you're going through. I need to find you, Ava. I don't like you being alone.

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  24. Uhh. Reach and I are in Seattle. I don't know how far away you are.

    And I'm not alone. I've got an unconscious Revenant in a tub and a bottle of vodka that I found in the minibar.

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  25. Seattle, huh? I'm around the Missouri area. Not sure how long that would take me.

    Yeah and that Revenant could possibly be crazy or a minion.

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  26. Tony! It's good to see you're alive. I knew you'd turn up eventually. :)

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  27. YOU.

    ...

    Good to see you're alright Tony.

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  28. Tony, you are one of the Runners I admire for many reasons.

    Mostly because you saved Cathy while swearing like a sailor.

    Hope you stay alive. -Liam.

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  29. Echo- Glad I'm alive too, hehe. Yeah, I don't see myself disappearing anytime soon.

    Inky- Good to see you're alright too. It's nice when people aren't dying.

    Liam- Admire me, eh? Not sure if that's a good thing cause' I'm not the nicest guy, but thanks. Hope you stay alive too, kid.

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