WOMAN, could you not have hit me maybe a little less harshly? It's pounding like I have the worst hangover in the world and I think you actually managed to make me bleed.
Goddamn- woke up and you're gone. Great. Perfect. Used the shower and got outta there before room service came along and thought I was robbing the motel or something.
I said we needed to stick together! What part of that didn't you understand? Oh, and nice post by the way. Y'know there was probably a reason I was keeping this sort-of-marriage a secret. And you just tell it to the world! Nice thinking there- I'm glad I married such a smart woman.
Fuck I need a beer. Or some pain meds to overdose on. Something.