Saturday, January 29, 2011

Update

Scar face seems to like to follow people around at a distance that's safe enough to where he can ensure that I won't be able to try and stab him again. Of course this is good news for me too because that means I don't have to worry about being beaten over the head with a brick again and dragged off to who knows where. The bad news is that I also see it hanging around too. Standing next to light poles, right outside windows, or even in the middle of the streets. Hehe, every single time a car passes it, the radio messes up. The even worse news is that scar face has a new sidekick, and this time it's a teenage girl.

Now don't get me wrong- I'm not afraid to take a female out if I have to, but there's still a tiny voice in my head (probably my moms) that says hitting girls is not nice Tony, stop sticking mud and frogs in their hair. Right. Well, hopefully I won't have to deal with crouching tiger and hidden dragon over there, or the big bad himself. Making an update because if anything happens people will know blahblahblah, the usual.

Also, as a note to myself, what works and doesn't work on it.

Doesn't Work:
Baseball bat
Gun(s)
Vehicles
Home made flamethrowers
Molotovs
Fire in general
Fire truck hoses (don't ask)
Knives
Dogs
Stakes
Crosses
Holy water that was probably a cheap rip off
Bible
Fist
Foot
Kicking it in the balls - note: has none
Guitar
Chainsaw
Axe
Pepper spray/mace
Umbrella
Iron
Mirror
Silver bullet
Garlic
Crowbar
Brick
Tree limb
TV
Cane
Cat
The police
Statues
Vases
Poles/lamps
I think you get the picture

Does Work:
None for me yet, but according to other people
Electromagnetic shit
Masks
Maybe getting high- I mean this in the height sense and the drug sense

Maybe if we're lucky:
Mirrors 

Yeah, my life is pretty eventful. Tell me if I forgot anything, kids.

Gonna start moving soon.

21 comments:

  1. Put mirrors a list of maybes. It did something, I'm just not sure what yet.

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  2. Alright, did nothing for me, but I think it varies from person to person.

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  3. Fair enough. I only skimmed through your list on first reading, I'm a little out of it. Now I'm looking at it more closely and I won't ask about the hoses, but Tony...what did you try to do to it with a guitar?

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  4. You used to stick frogs in girls hair?! Honestly, you people....

    Well, it /is/ good that they aren't close enough to beat the shit out of you (AND I THINK THAT MAYBE YOU SHOULD KEEP IT THAT WAY, HUH)

    Stakes, crosses, holy water, garlic....

    Just how old were you during your Vampire phanse, hmm, Van Helsing?

    Stay alive, berkface. I'd hate you to have the head start at the bar in the afterlife.

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  5. Kay- Well, it's one of those stories that are good to tell when everyone is drunk off their asses. But basically I broke into a house to take some of their shit- don't frown, it's how I survive- and it was fucking in there waiting for me. I was in some punk teenagers room who was obsessed with these shit looking bands and he owned a guitar that he'd probably only played once in his life. Looked nice and new. It was the closest thing to a weapon around so I tried to hit it with it. Course' it didn't work, but, eh, it was a good try.

    Ended up waking up near a dump right before it connected with it, and I still had the guitar. Maybe I should have tried to sing shitty love songs to it- it might have left me alone, hehe!

    Ava- Hey, least I didn't pull piggytails...that often.

    Hehe, I was thinking of going to them first, honestly. Getting the jump on them would be nice for a change and I have two knives now that I can use.

    Very beginning. I was convinced that maybe it was some kinda fairy tale creature and tried fuckin' everything short of dragging it into a church. (Which doesn't work because it can follow you into them anyway.) It was an interesting time that almost got me killed, hehe.

    If I get a head start I'll save you a seat in the bar, kid.

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  6. You tried kicking Slendy in the balls? I almost want to hear that story, but I don't feel like being nosy. And holy crap, that's a long list. Color me impressed. Even if none of it worked, it's still epic that you tried.

    As far as getting high goes, I'd be willing to guess it's probably more of a 'sense of comfort' thing than something that actually works. For both types. Not that I have any experience there, but hey.

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  7. Not gonna frown at that. Just don't break into my house ok? If you need something, ask? :)

    And oh dear gods and goddesses, singing shitty love songs to the faceless freak...Don't make me laugh so hard, my poor ribs can't take it right now!

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  8. Aimee- It was a last resort. Obviously it didn't work. It's actually pretty simple. It appeared out of no where and pretty much was suddenly right beside me. I panicked (hehe, I was pretty stupid in my earlier years) and went to kick right between the legs. Course', right as I went to kick it suddenly wasn't there and I was alone once again. It's unpredictable as hell, so I try to be too for the most part.

    There's more but you kinda get the picture of where this all goes- anything that was beside me or that I had on hand was used as a weapon. And nothing fucking worked.

    I haven't ever really tried. At this point I'm not even sure if it would make a difference cause' I've been running for so long. It probably knows everything about me and climbing on a roof would at best be amusing, not surprising or confusing.

    Kay- Hehe, I'll try to remember that if we ever meet.

    What? A man can't sing a love song to his enemies? Aren't we supposed to turn the other cheek and show nothin' but kindness to things that try to kill us? Or is it just me?

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  9. Well can you carry a tune? Love song doesn't do much if you sound like a dying seagull while performing. Turning the other cheek? I'm not sure if that applies towards non humans.

    And as far as the first part, let me know if you're running ever takes you to Jersey. I'll give a few nights in my spare bedroom and a home cooked meal or two. And if you're real nice to me, I'll even let you use my shower.

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  10. Hehe, I'm sure it'd be impressed. My wife used to say she was surprised by how my voice didn't sound half bad. Of course, that was before I started smoking and drinking to relieve stress.

    Oh Jesus a shower- that's one thing I miss. I'm sure I don't smell like flowers, that's for sure.

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  11. I'm pretty sure turning the other cheek only applies if someone slaps you. *fails at metaphors*

    That said, I laughed pretty damn hard at the love song idea. It reminded me of...well, I'm not sure if you've heard of him, but there's this guy, Maduin, who does basically the same kind of stuff Ava does, but in a bunny mask...in any case, he's actually, seriously planning on singing christmas carols to the thing.

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  12. @Tony Ok got it, if you take me up on the offer, send you straight to the shower before letting you anywhere near my kitchen.

    @Aimee Personally I'm more excited about what Maduin is going to do with the pineapple.

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  13. Aimee- Hehe, maybe so. I wish my enemies would turn the other cheek so that I can punch them on the other side too. It would make things hell of a lot easier.

    Woah, wait, what? There's some guy running around in a bunny get up? He sounds...like an interesting individual. But hey, if he's fighting it then I can respect him. I don't really know what Christmas carols are gonna do though...

    Kay- That sounds like heaven. You're gonna convince me to come that way!

    Wait, there's also something with a pineapple?

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  14. Heh. Putting frogs in girl's hair? You were one of those guys weren't you? I'm sure I would have come up with a nickname that only I would get because all of the other morons in my school payed enough attention in class to understand the jokes.

    Anywho, looks like you've tested out a whole lot. So baseball bats don't work? Damn. I do like me some baseball. We could have formed our own sport, called it Slenderball. Might'ave been fun. But that would be too easy I suppose.

    Mirrors have traditionally been considered "portals to the spirit world" I do wonder how effective they would be.

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  15. Maduin's got the theory that since it seems to thrive off of negative energy, then the best way to combat it is to create positive energy. So instead of experiments or theories, he performs pranks on it and its toys. He wears the mask while he does the pranks as a kind of separate personality. Not an actual different personality, its more of confidence thing I think. My favorite prank was when he knocked out one of its toys, put a mask of our favorite freak on it and put the guy in front of a mirror. then he did a reverse one to the freak itself! Put a human's face mask on it! I really think the only person I've seen so far as ballsy as Maduin is Ava. Here if you want to read up on him:

    http://worstjestever.blogspot.com/

    As far as the pineapple, this is from his last entry:

    "In the meantime I decided to recreate prank #4 and start work on #6. Since the Christmas/Solstice season is over I'm gonna abandon the miniature Christmas tree in favour of a pineapple, also I'll require some thick wire (as in wire-fence thick wire, not ethernet thick wire) some colorful rags and maybe a few sparklers."

    And if you want to come crash and bathe let me know. Deities know I could use some company after the night I had.

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  16. I was one of those snot nosed brats who thought he was the big shit around town. Hehe, I miss those days.

    Yeah, baseball bat was one of the first things I tried. And it seemed like such a good idea at the time too! But, y'know, didn't work. When you have ten years of time to run around and hide or fight, you tend to test out quite a few weapons. The good news is that all of these work on minions, so they're not completely useless.

    I tried it, but then again it was a tiny mirror, so maybe that's why it didn't work. Maybe it's gonna be big like it.

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  17. Huh, that kinda makes sense. Maybe I /will/ try singing some love songs. Or some Journey- that sounds a little bit better, hehe.

    Well now, looks like I got someone else to read up on. All these crazy people running around and experimenting with things is something I'm not used to, but I think I get where they're coming from. Maybe one day I'll be as reckless as they are again.

    Bad night, eh? Sucks- don't think I'd be able to make it quite yet cause' I have somethin' else I need to do, but your place is certainly on my list of places to visit.

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  18. I used the mirror from my bathroom cabinet, about 14" by 24". Like I said earlier, it did something. Just be damned if I know what. And it's gonna take me a while before I can try and find out.

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  19. Yeah, the one I used was one of those pocket mirror things that women keep in their purses. Kinda makes sense that it wouldn't work, now that I think about it.

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  20. Ugh. Journey? I wouldn't inflict that on even Slendershit. I mean, come on. Have some standards.

    As for the mirror, maybe one of those body mirrors like in clothing stores? Although, I dunno how you would lure it in there to test it. They do tend to have those electro-whatsits by the doors to keep you from stealing anything.

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  21. What the fuck- you best not be shooting Journey down in front of me. I may have to get violent.

    Eh, maybe if I break into another house it'll be waiting for me again and there'll be a convenient mirror to shove in front of it. I'm not too keen on trying anything just yet. I stopped experimenting a few years ago and began to concentrate on staying alive.

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