I don't know how to make my goddamn links all fancy and easy to click on so here, have a copy and pasted version of it:
You little fuckers can go read everything over there. I'm gonna continue to lay here in this bed and not sleep. By the way, crazy librarian bitch, we can pick you up any time. Just give me a date, time, and location and we'll come over and have a family reunion.
Also, there aren't enough meds in the world to stop my head and hands from throbbing. Overdosing would be too damn easy right now.